C                                          F                   

When We Came Down on Christmas Day

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We found rubbish on the Christmas Tree

There was one eaten Kipper

F                        

And a smelly sock

G7                                       

There was an old meat bone

C                              

But we didn’t have a dog   

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* We wish you a merry Christmas

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and a ding dong new year

In stead of a Fairy was an Action Man

You could tell it was not the

Christmas he had planned

Instead of Mince Pies

We found some toasted flies

And if I said what was in the fridge

You would say I was telling lies

Now it could have been a burglar

But he must have been most peculiar

Then from the kitchen there came a shout

The Turkey had gone missing

My mother had passed out

Then from the garage there came a cheer

It was my brother

Saying come out here

My brother was dressed in a fairy suit

And every one said he looked very cute

The garage looked like it had never been

There was tinsel on the ceiling

It looked like a dream

And there in the middle sat Santa Claus

With so many presents that you couldn’t

Shut the doors.